Witty job ad from Plurk
So a few days ago I stumbled upon this job ad in plurk's website. This is the line that made me burst out laughing:
Send us your CV/resume, a link to your blog or Linkedin profile, and your first born/unborn child (In case we are unable to retain you, we will mentor your progeny to such great heights) to us.
This is the complete job ad, which is phrased very informally and infernally (technically speaking):
L33T Systems H@x0R, Optimizer & Log Lord
Are you an up and coming rockstar systems warlord and want to make a name for yourself on the interwebs? If so, give Plurk a chance.If the following buzz words turn your crank or mean anything to you, this gig is probably for you: Perl, Linux, Hadoop, Lucene, Sphinx, Solr, scalability, shards, Clouds, i18n, mobile, IM/Jabber transports, xmpp, mapreduce, SEO, erlang, py. insomniac, p2p multicasting, techno, statistical stimulatory overload, distributed systems, C++/OO, network security, uptime ftw, impossible is nothing.Send us your CV/resume, a link to your blog or Linkedin profile, and your first born/unborn child (In case we are unable to retain you, we will mentor your progeny to such great heights) to us. Only the best need apply.
Btw, g4g cUma d IndoN3siy4h ajj eang aD 4lay, disana juga ada l337 speech.
Original link: http://www.plurk.com/jobs
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5 komentar:
c++ gk kelamaan yah? j2me, java mobile iso yo? hmm... *yummy.
Renotxa, system engineer tu yg ngurusin masalah Operating System, koneksi internet, distributed computing, kyk gitu2, pokoknya yg infrastruktur, jadi ga perlu tau bahasa pemrograman yg ke end user (seperti java). perlunya scripting (perl) atau bhs pemrograman system (C atau C++)
btw java tuh puluhan kali lebih lemot (lama eksekusinya) dibandingkeun dengan C++ apalagi dengan C...
hey...i know that website
hahahahhaha
bisa ngamuk2 para hacker kalo bahasa l337 disamain sama bahasa alay... hahaha
btw cieee yg akhirnya join twitter juga... :D
MutMut, follow2an yuuuuk? Twittermu apa?
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